i would punch a child for taco bell
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You took a bar mat shot.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Your cock deserves a montage
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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