you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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