Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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