We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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