Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
