I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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