i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
only if we run a train.
done.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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