The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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