My friends, they love my intelligence
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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