It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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