covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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