you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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