And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
this hospital has no fireball
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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