i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she peed on how many people?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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