:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
