I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So vagazzling was a success
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
God I need to hump something, right now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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