Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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