Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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