In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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