we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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