Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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