Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
