Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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