i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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