Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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