Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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