The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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