Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
