PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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