Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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