Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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