No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Randomize
