Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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