Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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