Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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