Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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