ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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