the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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