Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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