Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I looked at my own cervix.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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