all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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