would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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