I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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