it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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