I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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