I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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