Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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