Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There r osticjed everywhere
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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