FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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