so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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